What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
pop tarts are not kleenex
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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