i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
COCAINE IS GR8
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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