just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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