that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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