Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
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