Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I have feelings that need drinking.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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