its not stalking. its research.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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