Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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