their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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