I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
