You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
My vagina just clenched in fear
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
