I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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