Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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