she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I think people are normalizing furries
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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