According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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