dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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