Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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