he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Randomize
