Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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