Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
operation have a gay friend backfired
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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