As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I'm sobbing to NWA
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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