have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
