bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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