I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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