I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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