So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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