Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Randomize
