I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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