Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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