so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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