he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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