with your own penis?
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I puked a lego.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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