he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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