talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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