Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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