i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
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I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
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