Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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