She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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