I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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