Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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