Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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