yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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