Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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