i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I need to calm my uterus...
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
