I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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