I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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