"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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