i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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