i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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