How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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