do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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