for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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