How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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