I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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