ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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